Lifestyles of the poor and nameless

I was on the phone with "Mr. Chips" discussing traumatizing situationsin life. He jokingly mentioned that he is traumatized on a regular basis because one of his co-workers (an older lady) comes to work without abra on "and there is no reason your nipples should be pointing to the ground. They should point forward."

So I told him that's not traumatizing, it's just a part of life. He still persisted, saying how it was disgusting and he didn't want to see it, etc. It was all I could do to restrain myself from saying "well, some people would say that there's no reason YOUR chest should be jiggling." Yes, he has boobs. Side effects of excess weight.

I can't say I find it particularly attractive, but in the grand scheme of things, he's still a nice guy, so I figured "eh...whatever. I'm no swimsuit model myself." But this exchange, among others, has led me to realize that he's one of those guys who is content to be a slob, but expects his woman to be in shape.

I had a similar situation about 4 years ago. The guy was pretty nice,but he was short and he had a rather large head, so he often got overlooked by women. In the end, his charming personality won me over.Imagine my surprise when he later told me "well, you're a nice girl, but I'm not attracted to you." Joke's on me huh?

I can't do that again. Sorry Metamorphosis. It's ova!