Lifestyles of the poor and nameless

I recently saw this quote in the newspaper: "The only problem with thatis there aren't too many two-legged cows."--- Doug Mosier, spokesman forthe Border Patrol in El Paso, Texas.

Mr. Mosier was describing a situation in which some migrants attached cow hooves to their feet to disguise their footprints as they tried tosneak into the country.

I thought this was pretty hilarious. Imagine a bunch of people walking around with cow hooves tied to their shoes. They think they're being pretty slick by disguising their footprints...but they're really dumb, because cows have 4 legs, not 2.

Hey, it doesn't take much to amuse me :-).