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Lifestyles of the poor and nameless

Monday, February 14, 2005 at 8:39 AM

You are not alone

I would like to dedicate "You Are Not Alone" by the scandal-mired King of Pop, to everyone who is alone on V-Day. Initially, I was going to use "Alone again....naturally" by Gilbert O'Sullivan. It's a beautiful melody and pretty catchy as light music goes. But when I checked the lyrics, it was such a dark song :-O. It starts off with the singer contemplating suicide because his lady stood him up at the altar. I mean geez. Here at Mindless Rant, it's just not that kind of party.
"You Are Not Alone" says it all. And you know what?! I hereby declare (not that it matters) February 15 to be "Single's Appreciation Day"/ "Liberated Lady Day". So all you candle-light dinner-eating, chocolate-candy-buying, Valentine's Day card-giving, hand-holding, kissy-face couples....have your fun today and then take your monkey asses on. Lol. Tomorrow is our day!

February 15 is for singles only. Single fellas, go out and have a good time with your boys. Or stay home, watch TV and play video games 'till your thumbs fall off, and be glad that there's no nagging woman around to stop ya. Ladies, pamper yourselves. Get your manicure, pedicure and hair DID. Get dressed to the 9s and have a good time. Be glad that there's no non-calling, drama-bringing, unappreciative man in your life, and go 'head wit ya!

Blogger Ananse's Web's two cents:

Ro...you had me cracking up with this one. Amen. I'm down for single ladies day, Do I have to break up with lenny for a day for this?  

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Blogger Dee's two cents:

In honor of Feb 15th, I am wearing red!  

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Blogger QSays's two cents:

Your idea has me wishin' I were a single man again. Well, not really... but it sounded good, didn't it?  

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