*WARNING* May contain gross imagery. Reader discretion is advised
I have a pretty cool, older co-worker. He really has some great advice and tells pretty funny jokes. However...I've noticed a bit of an office hygiene problem over the past few weeks and I think he's the culprit because the evidence points to him....but I don't want to believe it. So here's the deal:
We work in a small office that's all female, with the exception of one man. The office is not exactly a commercial space. It's like a private house that got converted into an office. The bathroom looks like what you'd find in a house, not at your usual office. The tub has been boarded up though, so no baths at lunch-time.
One day I went to the bathroom I noticed that it reeked of old piss. What a stench. I realized that there was no way I could leave the bathroom smelling like that because if someone saw me coming out of there, they'd think I made it smell that way. I thought that maybe the toilet had a leak or something. I took a whiff around the place. Then I noticed that the stench radiated from the sink. Upon further inspection, I found that there were some yellow droplets in the sink. Gross! I sprayed disinfectant in the sink, washed my hands and left.
Next week: same scene happened on both days that I was in the office. I will not go into details on my speculation. I will only say this-- there is one man in the office and everyone else is female. He always uses the bathroom. Sometimes he's the only person that uses it for the whole day.
Coincidence? I think not.
Lifestyles of the poor and nameless
Tuesday, November 16, 2004 at 2:38 AM
Ain't got a pot to piss in
The Coach's two cents:
So wait....I think I got it (I love solving mysteries)
Are you implying that one of the WOMEN at the office is mistaking the sink for a toilet??
Your details are too vague. Which one of the ladies is the culprit? C'mon, give me one more hint!!!
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Dee's two cents:
So today, at work, I overheard this guy confessing that he uses the ladies room after hours bec. the men's room is too far away to walk to. "Besides", he added, "it's much nicer in there."
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Queen Bee's two cents:
Come on coach....I hope that was sarcasm...I know you're joking.
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